Becky Lucas Small Talk
'Still reeling from being called 'ma'am' while purchasing a packet of hot Cheetos and a maxibon at the local convenience store, I was reminded that I had to come up with a title and blurb for this year's show.
'Urgh it truly is hard being a woman in comedy' I thought, sucking the Cheetos dust off my ring finger and thumb.
Anyway, I wrote most of these jokes in my head whilst sitting at the pub being lectured to about data mining by a guy with stick 'n' poke tattoo and bad breath.
I think it's a good show, please don't come if your favourite comedian is Stephen Fry or if you quote-tweet things with 'let this sink in'. I'm a stupid b*tch and I've never pretended to be otherwise.'